Please Stand By
Sometime in the early hours of last Thursday morning, Count Screwloose was suddenly seized with a desperate need to become acquainted with the glamorous world of catheters and hospital gowns. He blames this surprise surgery, quite naturally, on George Bush and the Republican National Committee.
Although he is now at home and resting comfortably, his puny and laughable recuperative powers mean that it may be a little while before he is once again able to man the rudder of this mighty vessel.
Although communications may be sporadic for a time, you may be confident that they will always be less than coherent. And that's a promise that you can always count on Team Screwloose to keep.
All the best,
RG
posted by Count Screwloose at 5:02 PM
4 Comments:
I've got a busy work week at both places of employ, but I am around this morning for a bit if you need anything.
LH
Much appreciated, Ms. H.
It's a good thing there isn't a Simpsons promotion going on at one of the fast food restaurants, or I'd be running you ragged.
RG
Rest up and be well! The Countess is going to return with lots and lots of energy for middle-of-the-night discussions.
I'll keep an eye out for the odd and unusual on your behalf. Will try to have a few friends stop by during visiting hours.
Very kind of you, Ms. T. Appreciate the good wishes. I'm actually doing pretty well, all things considered.
Hey, I have a story for you! After your last post, Countess S. did indeed tell Philip Chevron hello from you. He paused, stared at her, and said:
"My god. You really do know everyone, don't you?"
RG
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