Tuesday, February 14, 2006

Bang Bang, Dick Cheney Shot Me Down

WASHINGTON - The White House blamed the 78-year-old man whom Vice President Dick Cheney shot during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas for the incident.
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VP “Deferment Dick” Cheney is seen here accepting the Large Metallic Penis Surrogate Award from the NRA. “I can’t wait to try this baby out on the Constitution,” he told reporters.

3 Comments:

Blogger Miss Templeton said...

Ah!!!!

I was compiling the Cheney iPod list. Here's what I had so far:

Shotgun, Junior Walker and the All Stars
Eighteen with a Bullet, Pete Wingfield
Hey Joe, Jimi Hendrix
Janie's Got a Gun, Aerosmith
The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun, Julie Brown
Bruce Springsteen's "Fire" (as sung by Elmer Fudd -- remember that parody!)
I Shot the Sheriff, Eric Clapton

and

(my favorite)

Lawyers, Guns, and Money, Warren Zevon

Dad, get me out of this!

Saturday, February 18, 2006 3:21:00 AM  
Blogger Count Screwloose said...

And Happiness, as we all know, Is A Warm Gun (bang bang, shooooot shoot.

RG)

Sunday, February 19, 2006 5:47:00 AM  
Anonymous Uncle Cleetus said...

And another White Album Fav...

Hey, Bungalow Bill, what did you kill, Bungalow Bill...

He’s the all American bullet-headed saxon mother’s son!

Sunday, February 19, 2006 1:04:00 PM  

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