Bang Bang, Dick Cheney Shot Me Down
WASHINGTON - The White House blamed the 78-year-old man whom Vice President Dick Cheney shot during a weekend quail hunting trip in Texas for the incident.
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VP “Deferment Dick” Cheney is seen here accepting the Large Metallic Penis Surrogate Award from the NRA. “I can’t wait to try this baby out on the Constitution,” he told reporters.
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VP “Deferment Dick” Cheney is seen here accepting the Large Metallic Penis Surrogate Award from the NRA. “I can’t wait to try this baby out on the Constitution,” he told reporters.
posted by Count Screwloose at 3:22 AM
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Ah!!!!
I was compiling the Cheney iPod list. Here's what I had so far:
Shotgun, Junior Walker and the All Stars
Eighteen with a Bullet, Pete Wingfield
Hey Joe, Jimi Hendrix
Janie's Got a Gun, Aerosmith
The Homecoming Queen's Got a Gun, Julie Brown
Bruce Springsteen's "Fire" (as sung by Elmer Fudd -- remember that parody!)
I Shot the Sheriff, Eric Clapton
and
(my favorite)
Lawyers, Guns, and Money, Warren Zevon
Dad, get me out of this!
And Happiness, as we all know, Is A Warm Gun (bang bang, shooooot shoot.
RG)
And another White Album Fav...
Hey, Bungalow Bill, what did you kill, Bungalow Bill...
He’s the all American bullet-headed saxon mother’s son!
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