Pensées Are Not A Lady's Underpants

I want to see people in markets. I want to see couples strolling down the street, folks sitting at outdoor cafes.
- Republican Senator Robert Bennett of Utah explains the al fresco method of measuring progress in Iraq

Here's how you can tell when Michael Medved is lying: When his moustache moves.
- Chris Kelly

Björk concert perk No. 237: Not even the biggest asshole even attempts to sing along for more than a few lines, because it's just not possible.
- Ryan Dombal