The Republican Song

Some say that these are dark times
for the G.O.P. today
and their elected leaders
aren't sure of what to say
but there's one thing that never fails
to cheer their weary base
It's kissing that Rush Limbaugh
but we don't mean on his face!

Kissing Limbaugh's ass, boys,
Kissing Limbaugh's ass!
We've got no guts,
instead we're nuts for
Kissing Limbaugh's ass!

Now every once in a great while
a senator may try
to make some criticism
of this human pizza pie
He soon finds out his re-election
chances will be dead
unless he finds religion
and becomes a Dittohead!

Kissing Limbaugh's ass, boys,
Kissing Limbaugh's ass!
We've no ideas,
instead we've seized on
Kissing Limbaugh's ass!

So here's to the Republican
who tries to speak his mind
but finds he's on the business end
of Rush's big behind
Just close your eyes and pucker up
just like the big boys do
You'll soon be master of the art
of frenching his wazoo!

Kissing Limbaugh's ass, boys,
Kissing Limbaugh's ass!
Things could be worse,
we're well-rehearsed in
Kissing Limbaugh's ass!