Friday, July 08, 2005

Brain Teasers!

When bin Laden talks about the "evils" of the United States and why it must be attacked -- it sounds like John Kerry in his 2004 presidential campaign.
- Rush Limbaugh beating and torturing his listener's brains, Gitmo-style!

For all the blather about (retiring Justice Sandra Day) O'Connor's moderation and pragmatism and motherly instincts, Mommie Dearest signed on to the most monstrous opinion in the history of the court, Stenberg v. Carhart, which proclaimed a heretofore unnoticed constitutional right to puncture the skull of a half-delivered baby and suction its brains out — just as the framers so clearly intended.
- Ann Coulter's brainless punctured skull continues to speak!

I have no problem with homosexuality. I have a problem with homosexual acts.
- Senator Rick "Brain? What Brain?" Santorum

Liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers.
- Bush's Brain Karl Rove begging the question, "Who's Got Rove's Brain?"


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