Can I Get A Witless?

I don't want to go out and see Bob Dylan. I don't want to go out and see the Stones. I wouldn't pay money to go see the Who, not even with new songs. I wouldn't pay money to go see Crosby, Stills and Nash. They fucking make me sick.
- Pete Townshend, doing a bad impression of this blog

It’s like "Ulysses," except without the talent.
- Pablo Fenjves, ghostwriter of the cancelled O.J. Simpson book If I Did It, attempts to sum up his achievement

ONE WORD 2 DESCRIBE YOU

GENIOUS
- Another online fan of “genious” director Kevin Smith pays homage