Après la Guerre
In March 2003, I stood up at the Oscars and said we’re being led to war for fictitious reasons, and I was booed. Only 20% of the country agreed with me. I should have learned my lesson and gone away quietly. Instead, I made "Fahrenheit 9/11". I did that because I believe that the majority of Americans are not only persuadable but that they have a generous heart and ultimately want to do the right thing. Now I am in agreement with 70% of the country about Mr. Bush.
- Michael Moore
I heard people at the time of my arrest say, "He did that to get out from under that Pee-wee character." Anyone who thinks like that is not remotely on top of what people go through. That’s like saying Lana Clarkson shot herself in the face.
- Paul Reubens
That’s not singing. That’s someone getting into a hot bath. Oooh, aaah! Oooh, aaah!
- Craig Ferguson on Enya
Anyone with a morbid interest in how I came off looking in that Simpsons piece mentioned below can see the video here or read a transcript here.
- Michael Moore
I heard people at the time of my arrest say, "He did that to get out from under that Pee-wee character." Anyone who thinks like that is not remotely on top of what people go through. That’s like saying Lana Clarkson shot herself in the face.
- Paul Reubens
That’s not singing. That’s someone getting into a hot bath. Oooh, aaah! Oooh, aaah!
- Craig Ferguson on Enya
Anyone with a morbid interest in how I came off looking in that Simpsons piece mentioned below can see the video here or read a transcript here.
posted by Count Screwloose at 3:08 AM
2 Comments:
Professor Screwloose! It's The Coast calling! We have seen the Simpsons, and the Simpsons are we... Brilliant stuff.
The Simpsons are made out of people!
PEOPLE!!!
They unfortunately left out my 20-minute rant about how in 1,000 years we'll all be worshipping Ralph Wiggum and pledging to choo-choo-choose him as our Lord and Savior.
RG
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