Monday, July 09, 2007

Some Basic Principles Of Modern Conservatism

You can go to jail, but we don’t.

You can go to war, but we won’t.

Our daughters can be lesbians, but yours can’t.

We can abuse prescription drugs, but will arrest you for doing likewise.

Ridiculing the widows of men who died in terrorist attacks is a patriotic act.

Everything we say is a lie, but a lie told for the greater good is the truth.

Jesus forgives everything.

Denial is reality.

Take no advice. Never speak on the record. Make no apologies. Answer to no one.

There is no law.

The word freedom is only useful for making lies palatable. Never use it seriously.

If you attempt to raise any questions about our conduct, be you black or white, Jew or Gentile, rich or poor, we will make you pray for death.

Go fuck yourself.

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