Fruitcakes In June

Even if you never met (Obama), you know this guy. He's the guy at the country club with the beautiful date, holding a martini and a cigarette that stands against the wall and makes snide comments about everyone who passes by.
- Karl "You'll Believe A Pig Can Talk!" Rove

He's deliberately distorting the traditional understanding of the Bible to fit his own worldview, his own confused theology…(and has) a fruitcake interpretation of the Constitution.
- Dr. James "Be Afraid...Be Very Afraid" Dobson

He's half African-American, (yet) I haven't heard him have a strong crackdown on economic exploitation in the ghettos…Is it because he wants to talk white? He wants to appeal to white guilt…he's coming on as someone who is not going to threaten the white power structure, whether it's corporate or whether it's simply oligarchic. And they love it. Whites just eat it up.
- Ralph "I Eat Your Fruitcake" Nader