Friday, October 20, 2006

Why They Love Freedom

I want you to stay home on Election Day because you must accept the fact that your party has abandoned you. You've gotta accept the fact that your vote doesn't matter anyway. So all you Democrats, stay home.
- Political commentator Sean Hannity encourages participation in the democratic process

It could lead to the breakup of the United States of America.
- Radio host Michael Savage contemplates the logical result of a Republican loss

I think I’d just commit suicide.
- Presidential hopeful John McCain demonstrates grace under pressure

2 Comments:

Anonymous Uncle Cleetus said...

When all else fails we will rig the Diebold machine. Paper trail- that is so old fashion! Don't you trust us?

If we can't upset the Republican stranglehold in Congress with all the shit that has gone wrong- Iraq, Foley, Post-Katrina, Abramoff, (fill in the scandal dujour)...the fix is definitely in.

I can't wait for Conyers to start Impeachment proceedings :-)

But remember it is all Clinton's fault...

Wednesday, October 25, 2006 9:17:00 PM  
Blogger Count Screwloose said...

You reminded me of "The Five Stages Of Republican Grief" I read the other day:

Denial -- Don't blame us. We didn't know.

Victimization -- OK, we did know, but Foley lied to us.

Minimization -- What's the big deal? It was just a few naughty emails!

Deflection -- Oh yeah...you should talk. Clinton got a blowjob!

Redirection -- It's all an election year plot by the Democrats!

Fingers crossed for the 7th,

RG

Saturday, October 28, 2006 3:59:00 AM  

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