Le Mot Juste Doesn't Make Sense

Thanks to people's wishes and God's will, the trend for the existence of the Zionist regime is downwards, and this is what God has promised and what all nations want.
- Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad hosts a unique Holocaust “conference”

I say violent extremists because an extremist who goes off in a closet is extreme, but he's not bothering people.
- Donald Rumsfeld gets extreme

I do have a real job where I do have real clients and I don't think they'd be too understanding if I was also the guy who painted with my ass.
- Virginia teacher Stephen Murmer, anticipating in 2003 his recent suspension for being a “butt-print artist.”