Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Coming To A Theater Of War Near You

(from Mad Magazine, Sept.'08 issue)

I usually try not to rip off the Huffington Post as transparently as this, but this is where John McCain spoke today.

As you can see, they've managed to sandwich him in between the Wet and Wild Women of Wrestling and the Extreme Motorcycle Stunts.

Oh, and stuff like this (from the ’07 event).

The entire event seems designed as a kind of nightmare version of America, a scientific experiment dedicated to discovering our lowest national common denominator. Most of today's news stories simply referred to it as "a motorcycle rally."

If Obama is an elitist, I'd like a dozen, please.

John McCain: Classy!



Indeed, McCain felt so comfortable at the event that he even volunteered his wife for the rally’s traditional beauty pageant, an infamously debauched event that’s been known to feature topless women.

“I encouraged Cindy to compete,” McCain said to cheers. “I told her with a little luck she could be the only woman ever to serve as first lady and Miss Buffalo Chip.”

I guess he's already written off the women's vote.


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